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If there's one thing that hasn't yet been advertised on late-night television, it's a cream that will shrink your vagina into a tiny nothing that not even an ant could get through. A cream that works miracles to turn even the biggest sleeve of wizard into an impenetrable fortress of solitude. Now that's Gay macrophilia stories. Put aside for a moment the fact that the gross " 18 Again " shrinking cream is meant Grandpa taboo stories make your partner feel like a teen again — and reinforces the idea that tight is somehow right and must be forever — and marvel at the fact that we, as a species, have come so far that a cream like this even exists.

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I did not even finish the bottle. They weren't going to be 18 again; Open janeys chest would never be 18 again. This feels like a real review, but was the buyer expecting that the cream, if it was effective, would have also shrunk the bottle? I wish I could contact them and ask. I bought this a couple of months ago figured its about time i write a review.

On the negative note if you are naturally very wet down there it takes quite a bit for it to work and there is not allot in the tube. Fruity taste and no sand paper feeling? I might need to buy some for myself. Actually, I probably have and not noticed it. The first time I went into Unusual blow job sex store I was so nervous that I just grabbed some creams without looking, purchased them with birthday money I Princess tg story from my 16th birthday and then went outside and Solo skinny girls tube, afraid that someone had called the police and that I was going to jail for entering such a store underage.

And then I felt so guilty I threw everything away. And then I went home and repressed myself some more.

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You know what? I am going to Gay tripple penetration some of this shit. It might be a corrective emotional experience. Amazon also suggests you buy this bejeweled buttplug.

Probably so it can sell you an anal tightening cream next. Do you know how these "shrink creams" actually work? They dry out your pussy so there's more friction when you are being penetrated by a cock, which I guess is supposed to make you feel tighter or like he can't even fit in there!

Except it's hard for Slumber party adult toys to get in there because you are dry as a bone. That's why that one review complained that if you are "naturally very wet" you have to use a lot.

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It takes away the lubrication that makes sex pleasurable and safe for a vagina, all while feeding into fears about sex that are not based in reality, just so we can do something we think a guy would like more. What I'm saying is these products are bullshit and they piss me off. I used to work at a crappy-but-pretending-to-be-high-end sex store that sold them and I tried to convince every person who came in for them to get kegel balls instead. They increase power in Eating my mothers pussy pelvic muscles so you Amatuer wife stripping grab a cock more tightly and enjoy stronger orgasms.

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