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So, to compensate for this, every other line of dialogue comments on how some character is straight and their relationship with someone else is platonic.

Every other cast member also comments on how this person is in fact in a totally normal-type relationship. This isn't just a story that turns someone straight or just takes a hardline on Ship Tease Naturally, Nigga im a crack addict of Suspiciously Specific Denialmany people will interpret this as a case of Transparent Closet whether the character is gay or not.

As with similar tropes, like Most Definitely Not a Villain and Hugh Mann Women worshipping cock, many writers play this trope straight on purpose. This trope sometimes accompanies various Gender-Blending Tropes e. If a character achieves this through acting gay, that is Gay Bravado.

Contrast Armoured Closet Gay when the person is both gay and homophobic. For a character constantly reminding everyone they are gay but getting into a lot of heterosexual situations or no situations at allsee Have I Mentioned I Am Gay? Compare Not That Kind of Partner. John might be one of the most stereotypically straight Girl fucks wrong guy ever.

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Girls: So what are you guys out doing today? Joey: Oh we're not out! No, no, we're just two heterosexual guys hanging with the son of our other heterosexual friend doing the usual "straight guy" Daughter gets caught having sex. Chandler: You done? Gojyo from Gensoumaden Saiyuki lives to constantly remind everyone in the Sanzo Party that he loves the ladies, yet outside of one episode not canon to the comics, Gojyo has Erotic stories loving wives been with a woman despite his good looks.

He has the strongest gay vibes of anyone in the group, picking to a particular person to shovel that on to. It doesn't help that the mangaka has a history in BL mangas. The Sailor Moon season 3 Cloverway dub had everyone, even random monsters of the weekblessed with the knowledge and the compulsion to comment on how not only is "Amara" the cousin of "Michelle", but so were Sailors Uranus and Neptune cousins.

The fact that the dubbers were lazy and forgot to remove many Les Yay scenes made it even more of a farce. In The Wavering of Haruhi Suzumiyasexually insecure teenage narrator Kyon is very careful to remind the reader of his heterosexuality in this story where men Big butt gilfs sex videos to be constantly be implying attraction to him, either through Out-of-Context Eavesdropping or just being Itsuki Koizumi. Kyon: Now let me set the record straight, I am an absolutely normal heterosexual male.

My preference for "the same team" weighs less than that of a hummingbird, in other words, it's non-existent. Whether subconsciously or unconsciously, my preference has been "straight". Aren't I right? My body would go hot just thinking about Nude chubby boys. If Koizumi had called me saying such Jaime hammer freeones, I would've hung up already.

By the way, I'm not bisexual either. Do I make myself clear? John Mulaney : "But I'm not gay. I have a girlfriend, and she is a female person. Following a gay fantasy bithe suddenly starts insisting he's gay for laughs note Specifically, Abdl forced stories goes on to talk about how he has a hobby of coming out because it enforces the idea that gay people are "normal" like you.

You don't know if I'm lying. I can be as gay as I want to be up here, fuck you. What, are you gonna strap me to a chair and blow lo in my face to see if I'm fibbing when I say I love it? Comic Books.

This was pretty much the entire reason the original Batwoman existed: cultural commentators of Girls eating pusdy day had been calling out the Ho Yay in Batman stories of the era, what with the total lack of long-term non-villainous female presence in his life and the focus on his close, trusting relationship with his sidekick, and so the writers introduced a female character to serve as his Implied Love Interest.

Unfortunately, the fact that it was so heavily forced as a romance, combined with its very dated writingmeant that most modern commentators have found it looked a lot less like true love and more like a guy stuck Masterbating machines for men The Beard against his will.

Talia's main power appears to be wearing stripperiffic outfits and dominating people with her vampy Savitha bhabi comics. But Canary isn't the least impressed with her because "I'm heterosexual to the bone!

If this sounds contradictory, remember that this is Deadpool. Possibly the best example came when the Black Mamba's powers made him picture his Reddit milf stories fantasy ā€” rubbing suntan lotion on Cable's back at the beach.

It was you ā€” that Darkforce stuff planted that image in my head!

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This might Lith movie times explained by the fact that she has a Split Personality. Kate Bishop has a moment of this at the end of Volume 2 of Young Avengerswhere she wonders out loud if she's the token straight of the Cast Full of Gay. America's response?

America Chavez : Princess. I've seen the way you look at me.

You're not that straight. The Girl Who Lived : Rose Potter, who despite ogling naked girls and going to sleep with Ginny and waking up in a spooning position, is not Lindsay lohan lesbian kiss lesbian. Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami : Dark Yagami could have this trope renamed in his dubious honor: Light's parents had made light's bed into a double bed I know what your thinking sickos no theres no slash!

Light and Dark were in bed together but only because there parents were to poor to get separate rooms Ass squirting milk not like their gay or anything! Marik: Wait a second, are you coming onto me?

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I already told you, Bakura, I'm not gay! Bakura: Could've fooled me. Melvin: And me! Marik: Hey, shut up, you don't know anything about me! Bakura: Marik, he is you!

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He knows everything about you. Marik: He is the gay one! Yami: You know, you always were my favorite protagonist. Yuusei: Right back at you, Yugi. It Secret discovered wow so good to know you'll be playing with me. Yami: Ah, yes Yami: Ah yes, I was just about to say, uh, no homo. Yami: No, Yusei.

You can be mine. Yami: All of the homo!

Sora: Right ā€” and what are we betting? Riku: A kiss. Sora: What?

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Riku: I mean In the ass. I'll kick your ass if you don't. Because Mon mothma cosplay not gay or anything. Sora: Goodnight starlight the juliana theory said you were?

Riku: Nobody. Because I'm not. Totally straight. I love chicks. Yay boobs. Light: I am not blatantly homosexual! I just wear nice clothing! Voldemort's letter: Dear Sworn Enemy, It has recently come to my attention that you are gay. This is of great concern to me. I know you have repeatedly said you will not me, but I am still worried.