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By Ben Klayman.

How old am I I'm 47 years old
Tone of my iris: I’ve got warm green eyes but I use colored contact lenses
I understand: Russian
Figure features: My figure type is quite plump
I prefer to drink: I like to drink mulled wine
What is my hobbies: Riding a bike
My piercing: None

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