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In the age of the Internet, the idea of watching porn in an actual movie house might seem like a quaint act from another era — like pumping water or dialing up AOL. At a recent party of and year-olds, someone asked how many people had been to a porn theater. Only three hands Abdl stories homestead up.

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You've got all the world's porn in your pocket right now, on demand whenever you want it. But a small of people Men swiming naked like going out there and doing stuff the old-fashioned way, with their hands.

And genitals. And fluids.

That's why porn cinemas stay in business. Way before widespread internet access, adult theaters were bigger than '70s bush, because they gave men a safe space to Gay bear erotic stories stray balcony cumshots notwithstanding. Now, like the drive-in, the wank theater is mostly gone. A few have managed to stick around, though, and we spoke to the former manager of one. This is what "Marvin" told us:. Marvin was one of a of managers at his pornatorium.

It was a courtesy title, mostly, because he didn't do that much managing. So what did he do? No mopping the floor, though. I Jenna elfman nipple the boss left that part out so that he could call us 'managers' and not 'jizz-moppers.

Thanks to the work of all the manager-janitors manitors? Under all those harsh chemicals, there was still this smell of lonely unwashed horny men. And women. I was curious. I sniffed it.

The skeeviest things i saw working at an adult movie theater

This job desensitizes you. It was squirt. This lady had squirted over the entire couch, in front of everyone. It looked like someone had emptied the contents of a two-liter bottle of Sprite. I flipped the cushion around, spritzed some Febreze How to lighten dark lips from smoking weed there, and continued closing up.

Marvin's cinema had a whole dedicated section on the balcony for couples wanting to spice up their love lives. There could be up to people up there on a Saturday night. They were all very regular-looking people. Picture a PTA meeting with genitals hanging out. And good ol' Marvin was their guide: "If the couple was new, I somehow Huge cock prostate orgasm to make the situation not awkward.

I would ask them if they'd been here before, if they 'liked to party,' which I assumed was the correct term for 'swing. If they were more reserved, I would dress it up as a kinky date spot where anything can happen. An important thing is to convey that the situation is under control. But like Marvin's other job was keeping the peace in the floor area -- i. The patrons would come to the lobby and rat out Nightwing fanfiction lemon each other if anything bad was happening, and I'd then go in there with a flashlight and flash them from across the room.

Take your panties down, I've never had to do that. Down there was a row of seats sectioned off for that specific reason. What would happen next is super, super weird. They looked like a pack of Dreamwidth html codes monkeys in mating season.

It didn't look human. They just surrounded the couple I assume Anal gangbang slut all jerked off onto the wife, or just watched the couple go at it. One of the Drunk Monkey Tribe later told Marvin that this cinema was "vanilla," and that at another he frequented, one husband would let all the men fuck his wife, then drink the contents of each condom after. Did that really happen? Who knows? Who wants to know? Not us.

Much like Bushido, there is a porn cinema code.

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We also call that code "Bushido," but with a different emphasis. Marvin explains: "There were a few different deated spots around the cinema where different men would stand on for hours on end, looking very, very sad. Where you stood advertised what you were looking for. For example, if you stood in the corner by the bathroom, that meant you wanted to suck someone off.

A different spot meant you were down Lady sucking mans dick something else. That was a popular one, Niece blowjob story the rotation was fast.

There was one spot parallel to that, but it was kind of out of the way, and away from where most men would Ifuck my sister out. It was less popular. Another spot was by the women's bathroom. I think one of their 'games' was pretending they were a lady going in there, and then some guy would look through a peephole as the other guy did You have to understand, though, that those guys needed to mix things up in between semi-public masturbation sessions, seeing as how Holy what?

What kind of smut was Hen party sluts cinema showing for its customers to burn a whole day there?

What is the etiquette of an adult theater?

Also, how much money did Marvin's boss make selling sports drinks to dehydrated marathon masturbators someone get the electronic broom? My boss would choose pretty mainstream things. Nothing too crazy, as in no fetishes.

They wouldn't care what movie would be playing. These aren't happy men," Marvin said. Then they would shuffle in, buy a ticket, and go start their day Oiled up legs the dark. They would come out for peanuts, chips, popcorn we would sell in the lobby, and hurry back in like little rodents.

An entire 12 hours is a bit extreme, but it happened. On average, I estimate men spent four hours per visit. Well done. Hey look, another double entendre. Good job, us. Anyway, despite literally everything we've mentioned so far, Marvin doesn't remember this job Fan fiction jag particularly pleasant.

A month into the job, there's no way I could be aroused by an XXX movie.

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It was moving wallpaper, basically. It's still like that. If I see an xHamster clip or whatever, it has no effect on me whatsoever By the seventh or eighth month, I dreaded working there. Once the novelty wears off, you notice the atmosphere is Www hotslut com with loneliness, yearning, and dissatisfaction.

I still associate all porn with those feelings, which is probably What can masterbating do I don't like it anymore. By being exposed to so much porn, Marvin eventually started seeing the man behind the curtain. And once he threw that pervert out of the theater, he also noticed that porn is kind of depressing behind the scenes.

The illusion is lost on me. That girl in the movie is paying Succubus erotic stories. Most of the time, her vagina isn't wet. So much porn with dry vaginas! And no one cares. It's fake.