I am no good at being 20 years old. When in line at Starbucks, I have a Gay saunas rome to talk to strangers, whether or not they want to carry on conversation with me is inconsequential. I think that 1 p.
I still have no idea what gluten is. My go-to movie is Patton.
I am no good at being 20, but I think I could be really good at being, like, I want to be one of those really cool, take no prisoners older ladies. In my unending pursuit Smiling owl massage gaining entrance into the inner sanctum of old-aged cooldom, I asked the coolest lady I know for some guidance: my grandma.
Is there nothing cooler than unabashed humility?
Apple bloom spanking observing my grandma, I have gleaned that being cool in your old age is about being comfortable, content and other synonyms thereof. Below are several personality traits and habitual practices that are s that you have the makings of being a cool older lady. When my contemporaries and me look back on our wardrobes of yesteryear, we will remember the bedazzled denims of the s, the crop tops of s and the grey jumpsuits mandated by our robot overlords in the s.
The laughter we will share!
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My great-grandpa always said to smile at everyone because it may be the only one they get all day. Extracting joy from the empirically ordinary is an admirable and enviable skill that often comes Wifes crave black age or, in rare cases, near death circumstances.
Such mundanities can include feeding the fish, shopping for belts or even paying your bills. I believe it was Stephen Colbert or someone of the like that once said that there are only two things in life that are certain: death and taxes.
With this in mind, paying your taxes is infinitely better than the Sissy fagot training other inevitable alternative. Like surnames and romantic intentions, there are a few things are worth taking the time to completely spell out.
You ask a lot of questions and understand some of the answers may be unsatisfying. Stay curious or— at the very least— feign curiosity until you find something that actually interests you.
Was there an actual Grecian poet named Homer? Some questions will always remain unanswerable.
I know an old lady who swallowed a fly
Only when I was finally old enough to experience, first hand, what vodka actually tasted like did I understand how valiant my grandma was Mature fat ass anal drinking it straight. Your chosen drink can be non-alcoholic or metaphoric. It is more about recognizing your specific tastes. I then choked on my Capri Sun and asked her how she got onto the boat.
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